urinalysis, CSF analysis, acid fast test
lab coat and gloves to be properly dressed
fecal fat, streptolysin O, sperm counts too
just a sample of what I do
standard curves and standard deviations
sources of error, and disease complications
having good accuracy and precision
hematology, immunology and cellular division
D-dimers, PT's, and coagulation
bone marrow, platelets and blood donations
trichomonas, chlamydia and candida albicans
Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands
blast cells, neutrophils, acute leukemia
thalassemia, uremia, pernicious anemia
yeast, bacteria, clue cells,gonorrhea
glucose, creatinine, and urea
MCV, HCT, Ab and Ag
TCT, aPTT, CRP and PT
WBC, RBC, ESR, and Hg
ANA, FIA, ELISA, and let's see....
Am I forgetting anything, anything at all?
If you can understand this
Then you're a lab SUPA-STAR!!